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- Hi, I'm Takao. - I'm Jiraido.
- I'm Fujino.
Do you like games?
- Well... - I like them.
But hearing you say that makes me feel uneasy.
What do you mean?
I haven't played online since I bought an Xbox in the past.
- That's not the problem! - That's not the problem!
- That's not it! - That's not it!
I'm sure you've played a lot of games like Smash Bros. and Animal Crossing.
But those games took a lot of steps and finally came to fruition.
- It's been a lot of work. - It's been a lot of work.
It's been planned for several hours.
Would you like to make them now?
- Huh?! - This Cybergame?
It'll take a lot longer to make really good games.
- So this time, you're going to create an amazing crap game... - Excuse me?!
- and participate in a joint contest. - What's "amazing crap game"?
So you're going to participate in a joint contest and create an amazing crap game and...
- the winner will get... - The winner will...
- The winner gets... - The winner will get...
a crap game streamed!
- We'll distribute it to the winners. - To the three winners...
- We'll distribute it to the three winners... - I'm not good at words.
- It was hard to get excited for the losers. - You guys suck at games!
- We'll reprogram you. - The winner of the game will be distributed.
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- All of the games we've released in the past suck.
- Hey! - That's not true!
- No! That's not it! - That's not it!
- Hey! That's a shitty game! - That's a shitty game!
- The process of making a game is... - Yes.
- Deciding the genre of the game. - Yes.
- Deciding the characters, backgrounds, and graphics. - Yes.
- And then, the BGM and effects used in the game. - Yes.
- That's the sound production. - Yes.
- And then, programming. - Yes.
- That's after that. - Yes.
- We make a lot of things and then... - Yes, yes, yes.
- How far are we going to go this time? - Well, we're going to...
- Decide the world view of the game. - Decide the world view of the game.
- Decide the graphics and BGM. - Yes.
- We can't do the programming after that. - That's right.
- But we have a professional programmer named Toshito-san from UUUM. - Yes.
- Thank you in advance. - Thank you in advance.
- We're not going to lose, are we? - We're definitely not going to lose.
- We're the shitty game masters. - Yes.
- We're going to ask each other, "How have you been playing shitty games lately?" - Yes.
- Okay, let's split up and... - Let's do it!
- Okay, we're the science team! - Ryo and I don't like shitty things. - That's right, we don't like shit in general.
- So, in order to make a shitty game, we have to think like shit. - Hey! I'm not a shitty materialist!
- We're going to think like you, Ryo. - I'm not like shit at all. - You like shit, don't you?
- I've been playing godly games. - Godly games are fun, but you like shit first and foremost, don't you?
- Does "shit" mean "shit"? - Well, you like it, don't you? - Well, I like it, but...
- I think you like it, too, though. - I'm confused. No, you're wrong.
- Are you sure you don't like it? - I want you to try something like "Ogiri". - I see.
- Anyway, we've come up with something like "Ogiri". - The characters all look like shibayus. - Hey!
- We've come up with various kinds of shibayus. - "Bakaotoko(shibayu)'s Prison Break".
- It's an escape game. - It's an escape game, but... - I see.
- The main character, Shibayu, is really stupid, so the options he gets are all stupid. - I see. - It's an escape game. - It's an escape game, isn't it?
- It's a game in which you roll down the old woman's wrinkles with a physical caliper and fall.
- It's not the back, but I think the meaningless part of it is more suitable for you. It's like a system.
Your mouth stinks!
It's fine, even in that kind of game. Tap it.
It stinks!
The chess pieces, shogi pieces, and othello pieces...
I got them when I was playing gochamazen.
A board game where you collect pieces called "pieces"?
Yeah.
The queen was like 16.
And I got the queen with othello at cost 1.
Wow, it's ecstasy.
Yeah.
In the end, you won the championship, didn't you?
Yeah, I won the championship.
Then I'm going to put "chun" here.
"Chun" is useless if you don't do three of them.
It looks like it's going to be hard to think of this as a game.
I'm going to put "ryofu".
"Ryofu"?
"Ryo"! "Ryo"!
It's "ryofu"!
Ryofu
You're trying to be clever, but you say "mujiwa".
Yeah, you probably say "mujiwa", "aganeya" like that.
It might be a shitty game.
Yeah.
It's a good game.
He's making a face like it's a good game.
I wonder what "kusogu" is.
It's "kusogu", right?
Yeah.
Kusogu
Three principles of shitty games.
Something is forced.
Something is forcibly moving on the screen.
kusogu
But teacher, this is already done up.
"Kusogu" is better than what was done up!
kusogu
Shibuya-san, what should we do?
- There's only 30 minutes left. - This is bad!
- We've decided... - We're stuck in the middle of it!
Right now...
I don't want to say it, but...
Ryo-kun and I will play rock-paper-scissors 100,000 times.
I'll wear these sunglasses and...
I'll wear these sunglasses and finish the "radbon" chicken race.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I'm really confident about this. - Yeah.
Which one do you like better?
- There's no such thing as "like" or "shit". - Yeah.
- You can only do what you want. - There's only "shit" and "shit".
This is...
- This one! - Okay!
Go for it, Shibuya!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors with Ryo!
So we've been considering this area for over four hours.
- We might have reached this point... - Yeah.
- But I think we've made a pretty good move. - I think we've made a pretty good move.
We've made use of Ryo-kun's unique style.
I think we've created a genre that only we can create.
- I think we've created a genre that only we can create. - Yeah.
"Kusogu" "Kusogu"
- Okay, then! - Okay!
- Let's start writing our "drawing rules"! - Okay!
- Okay!
I might end up leaving this to you two...
We don't do "kusogu" because it's "kuso" so...
- We don't do it. - We don't.
- We have our own romance. - We don't.
There's a saying that "kuso" makes the game easier to play.
Do you think I'm actually saying that?
- "Charisou" is pretty bad. - That's "kusogu" too.
- "Kusogu" also has "ogei" in it. - Yeah.
- "Kuso" is not a bad word for me. - Yeah.
- I see! - If you say it in a bad way, it's just trash.
Don't you say "favorite game"?
- Like a mobile game. - Favorite game...
Something like this "oogiri"?
- Something like this... - Don't say it like that!
It's already been poisoned!
- It's already been poisoned! - Don't say it like that!
- Don't say it in secret!
- Shooting is fun, right? - Shooting is fun.
Shooting...
- Shooting is like a meteor falling, right? - Yes.
- Can you do random things like that? - You can do random motions like that.
- Oh... - But...
Usually, for shooting, there are two small ones next to you, right?
- From there, it's like a combing. - Combing...
Something like "chichichichichi" comes out.
Let's make the screen white first.
- Oh, with a bullet... - Let's make it about eight kinds of bullets.
- Like "uraguraaah"! - Like "uraguraaah"!
- Like it disappears, right? - Yes, yes.
- The bullets are too wide. - You can leave it like that.
This conversation is fun.
There are also genres like "you made it up", right?
- Something something shooting something something game. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Shall we decide the genre on our own? - Yes.
- House-type educational space shooting? - Yes.
- But it says "toshimitsu" instead of "baka" here. - Oh, I see.
- Oh, it's me. - Toshimitsu is like...
- But it's "kawajan". - It's not "kawajan", it's "kawajan".
- It's not "kawajan", it's "kawajan".
- We've decided on the genre. - Yes.
- House-type educational space shooting. - Yes, yes.
- That's good. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Is it okay to use all meteorites for "jako"? - Hmm...
- No, I want several types. - Let's go with "jako".
- Jako-like... - Copyright infringement...
- No, no, "jako". - No, no, "jako".
- Is "jako" not "shako"? - No, no, "jako" is "jako".
- I want "shako" too, I want "shako" too. - Let's add "shako" too.
- Why? Why? - It's all right.
- Let's add "shako" towards the car, too.
- If "shako" comes and opens wide, a car will jump out.
- Then, the opponent will fall down.
- You become allies if you defeat them.
- Like, if you defeat "fuki", you can use "fuki" as a cutter.
I can use it, I can use it.
At first, me and Yumemaru will be enemies.
Oh, I see.
At the end of the game, I'll go like "fwaaang" and if you beat me, I'll go like "ei, ei, ei", and you'll shoot me from the side.
Let's make it six-sided.
Then let's make it six-sided.
Let's make it six-sided.
Six-sided?
Let's make it six-sided.
Let's change it up today. It'll be a game for you.
Yay!
Is it okay?
What?
Are you crazy?
Is it like this?
I'm very satisfied with this.
We did it. This is worth doing.
I really want to do it now.
The fans of Rockman have already called us.
By the way, the fans of SIMODY are only the two of us in the world.
Now, it's been a while since that meeting.
We've been given things like necessary material lists.
For example, images, voices, etc.
This time, Ryo-kun will be the main character.
So, I and Shibayu will do everything.
But this time, Ryo-sensei will be in charge of writing.
So, let's get started.
First of all, before we start the game, let's provoke the players with our voices.
Let's pick a title and say, "Huh? Do you think you can beat me?"
Huh? Do you think you can beat me?
What else do you want to say, Ryo-san?
If you lose, you won't be satisfied.
I want you to leave while we're filming.
If you lose, you won't be satisfied.
And now, Ryo-san, please say what you said when you won.
It's an ad-libbed long line, isn't it?
Yes.
It's an ad-libbed long line, isn't it?
Well, if you think about it like that, it won't be an ad-lib.
That's right.
Please stand up and start talking.
If you lose, you won't be satisfied.
(laughs)
I'm sorry, but I'm going to cut this.
Okay.
Thank you very much.
Then, from now on, it's a confidential work.
Isn't it different?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Is it a par?
Huh?
No, this is fine.
Yes.
It's a par, isn't it?
This is fine.
It's a par!
It's a par.
I'm going to paint it and submit it.
(laughs)
No, but isn't it okay?
It may be an exogeic that only we can attach.
That's right.
Well, for now, all of our work is over.
So, I'm looking forward to it.
When it's done...
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes.
Let's win the classification with this.
Yes.
That's all for 2K1N.
2K1N
I've made a list.
Yes.
That's amazing.
What we make ourselves is...
Well, the default host of Hoshimizu.
Yes, yes.
And, well, like "boss".
Yes.
Oh, moon...
Can I just look at the moon's image?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, what if you look at it?
I'm looking at it now.
If you look at it...
Yes.
I think this team will win.
Yes.
[The first host machine is complete.]
Yes, it's done.
The first host machine.
Wow, it's well done.
This is quite...
It's amazing.
It's super good.
As expected of you.
[The second host machine is complete.]
Is that the earth?
Yes, it's the earth.
Not a pig?
The earth is...
stupid.
Oh, really?
It's kind of stupid.
[The third host machine is complete.]
- So, it's done. - Yes.
- Is this what we can do now? - Yes, it is.
[The second host machine is complete.]
- Second day of preparation. - Yes.
- We still have some things we need to do. - Yes.
- Let's do it. - Yes.
- Hello? - Oh! Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Good morning. - Good morning, good morning.
- Good morning. - We're separating now.
- We're making a shitty game.
- Seriously. We're streaming it on a serious app.
- Wow, that's amazing.
- Felto is... - Yes?
- Becoming a boss now.
- By himself. - By himself, yes.
- And then...
- Felto's...
- Normal laughter.
- The laughter is...
- The charge shot.
- What's wrong?
- Normally, it's like...
- "Kyun, kyun, kyun, kyun, kyun, kyun."
- But Felto's...
- "Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah!"
- That's his pattern.
- Just so you know.
- Here we go.
(laughing)
(yawning)
I'm tired.
That's about it.
Awesome.
Wonderful.
Thank you.
Oh!
Hello?
(phone ringing)
It's like a voice line.
(phone ringing)
(laughing)
A normal face of a six-faced person.
(phone ringing)
Well, you can laugh.
Anything is fine.
And...
A face of a six-faced person who has been defeated.
I want you to take a picture of it.
Take a picture of a six-faced person who is defeated?
(laughing)
And a picture of his facial expression that you can tell.
Well...
The picture is like "Oh! He is defeated!"
Then,
I want you to
take a picture of me with my voice.
I have texted you for a moment.
Got it.
(voice note)
It's done!
How do you feel about it?
I'm not sure if I can say I'm confident about it, but I think it's pretty good.
I see.
The marketing team did a good job.
I think it's pretty good.
Shall we start?
Let's do it!
Let's start with Team Rikei.
Even if you don't say "it's this kind of game", you can tell it's a shitty game.
Please play it without any explanation.
I've already played it once, but I want you to play it again.
Ta-da!
Do you think you can win by playing rock-paper- scissors with Ryo?
I have no choice but to press this.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I won't lose.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I lost!
Because my fingers are long.
Scary.
What?
I see!
You lost.
That's a shame.
What's a shame?
I won't lose.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Oh, I lost again.
You were laughing so hard when you said "rock- paper- scissors" just now.
Really?
You didn't say "rock-paper-scissors" at all.
Really?
You can hear Ryo's voice a lot.
I really want to win.
Here we go.
I won't lose!
I won't lose.
This is a different pattern.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I'm looking for a girlfriend.
Your hands are crooked.
My hands are crooked.
Your hands are crooked.
Rock-paper-scissors!
What?
It's difficult.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I'll do it until I win.
Wait a minute.
Press it.
There are various patterns.
Rock-paper-scissors!
There is a hidden button.
Oh, I see.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I lost.
Wow.
You lost four years in a row.
Why does he always lose?
You lost a lot.
Yes.
Ryo is often told that he is good at rock-paper- scissors.
I won't lose.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Wow, you lost again.
Are you crazy?
You were beaten a lot.
Is there something?
There is a hidden button.
Is there something hidden in the back?
I don't think it's a probability.
It's a button to shorten Ryo's back.
By the way, there is no such thing.
No.
If you lose, you get a full meal.
Hey, she's paying.
What does it mean?
It's a full meal.
Dinner is decided.
I'm scared.
I'm scared of this.
I was wearing a transer voice and suddenly I got a full meal.
I'm sure it's less likely to be a full meal.
By the way, what if you do it with Ryo?
That would be a good game, wouldn't it?
Do you think you can beat me?
Jan!
Gen!
Poi!
She's paying.
That's the game.
Rock-paper-scissors game.
Can you win?
It seems like you can win.
According to rumors, you can win once for 100 million yen.
Does it really look like it?
Is it really okay?
Yes.
It's a terrible game.
I want you to save me from winning.
If you release this, you'll get a picture of Ryo winning and a voice message.
Is there a version of winning?
Like "Congratulations"?
Look!
I can't see it anymore.
I'm curious.
If you prepare a payment button and make it look like it, you'll make a lot of money.
According to the opinion team's opinion, it will take a considerable amount of development time.
It seems like it will take two hours to develop.
It took you two hours.
It took you two hours a day until today.
No, it took me two hours in total.
Thank you very much.
I see.
Thank you very much.
From now on, we are going to play a game of literature.
Literacy is expensive.
How do you feel about literature?
I want to feel it.
We have played a lot of literature games in the past.
Please look at it.
Are you ready?
One, two, three.
I have never seen anything other than the earth.
It's cute.
Start!
The first page.
It's a danmaku game.
KOSHIMITSU SUPERMAN!
Oh, it's a meteorite!
Watch out!
There is a starfish.
A starfish.
Does a starfish have a meaning?
It's not a starfish.
Oh, it's a snake!
It's a snake.
Something is flying.
What is it?
A boxer has flown.
What is it?
Please guess it.
What is it?
Please guess it.
I don't know what it is.
What is it?
It's a meteorite, isn't it?
Okay!
Oh, no!
It's too heavy!
We cleared the first page.
I don't know if we can play it or not.
I will return the function.
I did it.
What?
Oh, great!
A new weapon.
It's like a game.
We defeated it and got 100 points.
We have 100 points.
Weapon, damage, train...
Train...
Train is stronger.
I thought it was too late.
Level up.
Oh, a weapon!
It's a comrade.
We should avoid it.
We can avoid it, but...
we can't get points if we don't defeat it.
We can't get points if we don't defeat it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What's this? Onion?
What's this? It's creepy.
A moon!
It's like a movie!
How many pages are there?
Well...
Eleven?
It's a big page.
This terminal...
doesn't work for human.
I'll show you what it looks like.
This is the progress data.
I want you to look at the five-sided boss.
All weapons are released now.
I want you to push and talk.
I want you to try it again.
It's like a proper game.
It's small.
This method is...
Wait a minute.
Push and talk.
What?
It's funny.
What?
Why?
If you defeat your opponent, you can get weapons.
Shut up.
Look at this. It's so small.
What is this?
Oh, no!
Watch out!
Watch out, watch out!
You're gonna die if you do that!
- This is hard! - Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Alright! - That was close!
The laughter generator was this guy's move, huh?
- Yeah. - I knew it.
- Once you clear 5 levels... - Yeah.
- You get a charge shot of Felton. - Wow!
- Awesome. - Alright, next...
Let's go back and...
We're gonna level up every level, so...
I want you to do 6 levels this time.
Like, absorb the power of the boss...
- Yeah, like the boss... - The boss...
- Right? - Yeah, like...
- The 6-level boss... - Whoa!
- This is a full-scale one. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- But his nipples... - What's up with his face?
- He's a man! - He's a man!
- What's up with "he's a man"?! - He looks like a man.
- Yeah... - He looks like a man.
- By the way, because of this "he looks like a man"... - Hahaha!
- It's all drawn by hand. - It's so funny!
- I sometimes draw it with my hands. - It's so funny!
Felton is so loud...
I can't concentrate at all.
Felton is so loud...
What's up with this video?
What is this? What am I looking at?
Rockman is rockman!
I knew it!
Rockman has been using a lot of different weapons.
Show me one of them.
It's coming!
He defeated it!
Rockman defeated it.
You got an attack from the defeated enemy.
But what do you get from using an attack from a boss you've defeated before?
Press "settings" and then "right setting"...
What is it?
"Slow 6-sided"...
A switch that allows you to do a 6-sided move will appear.
I don't like it!
If it's just a 6-sided move, it's too fast.
If you do it slowly, it's easier to hear.
You can do a 6-sided move!
It's talking!
This is a 6-sided move.
You're lying!
All of the switches are talking in a 6-sided mode.
I'm going to make a 6-sided toy again.
Because you're close to me.
Felt Cannon is laughing because it's cute.
How many bosses have you defeated so far?
I haven't cleared level 11 yet.
It's hard.
I've cleared it about 20 times.
If the final boss is released, it may be Jim and Emily.
I don't know if it will be released or not.
You're addicted to it.
He's probably listening to me without talking.
Tetsuya, this is a key.
You're doing your best, aren't you?
He's probably listening to me without talking.
It's hard to react.
It was silent during the play.
I've never seen anything other than earth.
What is its development time?
96 hours!
It's going to take that much.
It's the hardest thing to set up a level that people won't get bored of.
You have to do it over and over again.
This part is too strong, so do it like this.
The size of the ball is like this and the speed is like this.
You have to send me all the corrections in lines and send me to draw it.
It's a lot of work.
It's hard.
I'm posing once and it's not stopping.
I've been laughing all the time.
This is a bug.
So, we have a classification and classification of shit games.
Which one will be released?
That's what we're talking about.
Well, that's true.
In terms of completion, it's this one.
Because it's a shit game.
If we decide it like this,
We'll definitely raise the classification.
Because we want to release it.
If you raise the classification as it is,
The patterns will be separated as usual.
This time, behind the camera,
I'm wondering if I should get a buddy or Kenny's vote in.
That's right. There are five people.
So, if you have more than three votes,
It will be released.
If you think the classification team is worse,
Please raise your hand.
If you think the classification team is worse,
Please raise your hand.
That means the classification team is released.
I lost.
It was zero.
Did you think it was shit?
That's what I said.
This time,
We took it as a shit game.
App Store and Google Play,
Today,
It has already been delivered.
It is written in the summary column.
Please download it and play it.
It's free.
By the way,
I was too particular about it,
I made a lot of requests.
I don't know if it will be released,
If it is released,
Please add this mode.
I thought it would be better if I could do it all.
I'm making an infinite mode now.
The more you do it, the stronger you get.
How far have you gone?
I'm proud of it.
I'm going to do it again.
Please look forward to it.
As you can see,
The app will be released.
Please download it and play it.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
Nice!
It's not nice.
It's a different name.
Bye bye!
Rock, paper, scissors
If you lose, you can't eat anything.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Damn it!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Oh, no, you can't do it!
"Oh, no, you can't do it!" "No, you can't do it!"
"No, you can't do it!" "No, you can't do it!" "No, you can't do it!"
Come on, rock, paper, scissors!
You just have to win, that's all.
Win!
A million yen for one game.
You said you would lose earlier, but you won't do it anyway!
Of course I will!
You said you would lose earlier, but you won't do it anyway!
I'm so happy!
It's tough!